啊啊啊啊啊啊啊，水果姐 Katy Perry（凯蒂·佩芮）昨夜宣布回归新单《Woman's World》 将于7月11日发行，MV将于7月12日首播！

看到同辈的女歌手这么努力，我只想到那个官宣“LG7 GAGA RETURNS”却久久没有消息的女人 Lady Gaga。

那个曾经跟 Katy Perry 亲嘴搞拉拉的女人。

我只想问 Lady Gaga：

Gaga，你是个歌手，你有什么计划？Gaga, you're a singer, Gaga, what's your plan?

请公布你新专辑的确切日期吧！你竟声称自己主要是演员。难道你已经忘了我们这些一直支持你的“小怪兽”了吗？还是你已然陷入疯狂？

Tell us the truth, you call yourself actress.Are you playing dumb? Or are you just that crazy?

Gaga，别忘了你是一位歌手，你到底有何打算？难道是想愚弄我们这些忠实粉丝吗？还是想让全世界都像你一样满怀期待却又迟迟等不到结果？Gaga，别忘了你可是个歌手啊！

Gaga, you're a singer, Gaga, what's your plan? Is it to trick your fans? Trick us too? Turn the whole world 迫不及待, just like you.. Gaga，你是个歌手！

想给 Lady Gaga 发私信：“Tell us the specific release date of your new album, Gaga! You claim to be primarily an actress now. Have you forgotten about us, your loyal "little monsters"? Or have you simply lost your mind? Gaga, remember you're a singer. What exactly are your plans? Are you trying to deceive your fans, us included? Leaving the whole world eagerly waiting, just like you are? Gaga, don't forget, you're a singer!”

我曾经也想一了百了了。

但是我发现，今年 Taylor Swift（泰勒·斯威夫特）发了专辑，然后 Katy Perry 和 Lady Gaga 也准备发，所以心情突然变得畅快，日子也变得有了盼头。

我的人生从此也有了色彩。